2012 Hackmasters Golf Tournament

Mark Seaman

2012 Hack Masters Champion
Mark Seaman

Mark Seaman

Roger presents Plaque

Mark Seaman

Roger presents Jacket

By Joe Murray
Photos by Joe Murray

Going into this Tournament I knew after last year Mark Seaman was going to be the man to beat in 2012. From what I remember, Mark was the most consistent player we've seen on this tournament. He would have won last year if Carl and Roger had not shot Net 70 on the final day! You may remember this lead to the infamous three-way tie and all the drama trying to settle the tournament! In the end Roger won on the first playoff hole.

I understand Mark spends thousands of dollars a month on coaching and plays countless rounds "while traveling for work". I'm sure Mark plays more golf than the rest of us combined and it shows. Mark hit more greens than the green giant! That's all cool, but a twelve stroke handicap my a$$. Not sure where Mark submits his scores for handicapping but it's suspicious!

That being said, look at the leader board and guess who finished up just two strokes back. George Slacum. We keep telling George to play his game and he will have a shot at the championship. I've never seen George hit more fairways! Just three strokes from a win! Good luck next year George.

Anyway, on to some of the better quotes this year:

  1. My check liver light is on.
  2. I have blue balls, no money and a hang-over.
  3. Roger, how much detergent should I use? Alice isn't here!
  4. Joe, I'm a twelve handicap.

Excluding the girl that was fired, this years trip to Crazy Horse was relatively uneventful.

Congratulations to Mark Seaman for being the only winner to actually fit in the Green Jacket, and to his first Hack Masters Championship.

Again this year Roger made some awesome dinners and breakfast. Thanks for taking care of us Roger!

Also thanks again to Hootie for dealing with Brunswick and ensuring everything went smooth!

2012 Hack Masters Results

In no particular order.

. Pearl East Panthers Run Heather Glen Man O War Farmstead
Player Hanicap Score Net Tot Hanicap Score Net Tot Hanicap Score Net Tot Hanicap Score Net Tot Hanicap Score Net Tot
George 36 109 73 73 37 118 81 154 42 118 76 230 44 100 56 286 36 103 67 353
Joe M 13 91 78 78 16 96 80 158 20 94 74 232 21 87 66 298 18 83 65 363
John P 20 99 79 79 24 101 77 156 27 92 65 221 24 98 74 295 25 95 70 365
Carl 24 106 82 82 29 91 62 144 24 88 64 208 20 95 75 283 22 99 77 360
Roger 13 93 80 80 17 92 75 155 19 90 71 226 19 88 69 295 18 103 85 380
Mark 12 85 73 73 13 80 67 140 11 83 72 212 12 73 62 274 6 83 77 351
Nick 21 98 77 77 24 104 80 157 28 112 84 241 34 101 67 308 32 107 75 383
Bill S 18 88 70 70 17 89 72 142 17 93 76 218 19 82 63 281 15 91 76 357
Dave 10 112 102 102 25 80 55 157 17 88 71 228 17 78 61 289 12 79 67 356
Bill P 36 125 89 89 45 121 76 165 47 130 83 248 53 122 69 317 52 119 67 384
Dennis 25 100 75 75 27 107 80 155 31 99 68 223 29 97 68 291 27 100 73 364
Ian 16 94 78 78 19 89 70 148 18 94 76 224 20 91 71 295 20 87 67 362

Click Here to down load Excel chart for the 2012 Tournament Results and Leader Board.