New Golf Lingo

Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

A "Rock Hudson" - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.

A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.

A "John Kennedy Jr." - didn't quite make it over the water.

A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.

An "O.J."- got away with one.

A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.

A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used the driver.

A "Condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A "Brazilian" - shaved the hole.

A "Rush Limbaugh" - a little to the right.

A "Nancy Pelosi" - Way to the left and out of bounds.

A "James Joyce" - a putt that's impossible to read.

A "Ted Kennedy" - goes in the water and jumps out.

A "Pee Wee Herman" - too much wrist.

A "Sonny Bono" - straight into the trees.

A "Mickey Mantle" - a dead yank.

A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.