Golf Jokes

  1. Ten best caddy replies.

    #10 Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" continue

  2. Irish Golfer

    A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. continue

  3. Golf Poem

    In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. read more

  4. Top Ten Reasons Golf is Better than Sex.
  5. Women Hacker

    A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. read more

  6. What would you do if I died?

    WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    HUSBAND: Definitely not! continue

  7. Best Round Ever

    A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.On the third hole, he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. more

  8. A Discription of Golf

    Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. more

  9. Golf Tips

    1.If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
    2.The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. read more

  10. Leather Dress

    Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, continue

  11. New Golf Book

    Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
    Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the Tee. continue

  12. New Golf Lingo

    Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

    A "Rock Hudson" - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. read more